Tuesday, March 16, 2010

When in Los Angeles

• You hear Spanish, Chinese, Hindi and a lot of other languages except English.

• It is perfectly alright to speak to a stranger in Spanish and expect him to understand it, even if he doesn’t look Mexican.

• Freeways have more traffic than regular surfaced streets.

• Traffic can come to a standstill on freeways. (Reminds me of Mumbai minus the honking.)

• You always complain about the traffic and high taxes.

• You can get mugged on the main road in downtown.

• If the Metro bus coin collecting machine doesn’t work, you ride for free.

• It is common to see beggars begging inside fast food restaurants.

• The most dangerous areas are the most expensive to live in.

• An Indian driving license can be used for driving, but not a license from another state in US.

• You refer to every place east of LA as the “east coast”.

• You complain about how conservative East Coast people are.

• The Bay Area is “way up north” and has “terrible” weather.

• You love wearing summer clothing in winter.

• Santa Monica is your favourite beach just because Baywatch was shot there.



PS- this post is an original copyrighted piece of work. Any resemblance to a similar article is purely coincidential.

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